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Fates, Flowers

by Matthew Waterhouse

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    Read by the author himself, this is an abridged (2-CD) audiobook of Matthew Waterhouse's dark comedy.

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Sara (free) 12:13


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1. Sara 12:13
2. Alice 05:44
3. Steve 15:26
4. Martin & Erica 06:34
5. Tony & Pete 08:08
6. Huckleberry 07:21
7. Strangers 38:18
8. Lottie 06:08
9. Bob 2:25
10. Sara 01:32
11. Sara, after Mulligans 00:57
12. Gene and others 30:22
13. Friends 04:09
14. Epilogue: Randy & David 03:18

Sara Smith is one of the most monstrous characters you could hope not to meet. She lives in Greenwich Village - on life insurance courtesy of her late husband - but she has fallen into a dreary routine: work in a card shop by day - where she is the rudest sales clerk imaginable - and weary evenings passed in the same cellar bar, night after night, with the same old people. But when she meets, and seduces, a gorgeous boy called Steve, she has no idea what she is getting herself into. Neither has he. Neither will you.

Read by the author, this is an abridged audio presentation of Matthew Waterhouse's dark comedy, "Fates, Flowers".

Running time approx 140 minutes.


released August 4, 2011

Written and Read by MATTHEW WATERHOUSE

Thanks to Robert Dick & Daryl Chapman


Made in England.


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